31.7.2009 von chuck-n.

Episode: S02.06 Haunting of Taylor House
Scene: Brad is ashamed of his halloween costume. He is dressed like the clown Raggedy Andy to fit with his first girlfriend Jennifer as Raggedy Ann.

Brad: “I feel like a Sissy.”
Jill: “You are not a Sissy. The two of you are look so cute together.”
Brad: “I can’t belive I’m doing this.”
Tim:“Brad, a lot of time men do things they don’t wanna do, so the women they’re going out with will do things they don’t wanna do.”

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30.7.2009 von chuck-n.

Episode: S01.24 Stereo-typical
Scene: Tim to his son Mark while he is assembling the new hi-fi system.

Tim: “Real men don’t use instructions, son! Besides, this is just the manufactures opinion on how to put this together.”

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30.7.2009 von chuck-n.

Scene: Jimmy speking to himself.

Jimmy: “Ok. What would Joe do in a time like this? He’d kill everybody and smoke some cigarettes.”

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30.7.2009 von chuck-n.

Scene: Milo to Joe after he punched him.

Milo: “You think you are so fucking cool, don’t you? You think you are so fucking cool. But just once I would like to hear you scream in pain.”
Joe: “Play some rap music.”

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28.7.2009 von chuck-n.

Scene: Johnny is about to leave the recently met Joyce Harwood.

Joyce: “Well, don’t you even say Good Night?”
Johnny: “It’s Good Bye. And it’s tough to say Good Bye.”
Joyce: “Why is it? You’ve never seen me before tonight.”
Johnny: “Every guy has seen you before somewhere. The trick is to find you.”

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28.7.2009 von chuck-n.

Scene: Leo about Eddie Harwoods relationship with Helen Morrison.

Leo: “I told you she was poison. They’re all poison sooner or later. Almost all.”

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26.7.2009 von chuck-n.

Scene: Nicholas Kudrow to two cryptographic scientists.

Kudrow: “My wive says my people skills are like my cooking skills. Quick and tasteless.”

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26.7.2009 von chuck-n.

Scene: Phillipe asking the wounded Isabeau about herself.

Phillipe: “Are you flesh or are you spirit?”
Isabeau: “I am sorrow.”

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26.7.2009 von chuck-n.

Scene: To the head of his guards.

Bishop: “I belive in miracles, Marquet. It’s part of my job.”

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25.7.2009 von chuck-n.

Scene: Thinking about the term ’sexually active’.

Juno (thinking): “I hate it when adults use the term ’sexually active’. What does it even mean? Am I gonna deactivate it someday or is it a permanent state of being?”

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24.7.2009 von chuck-n.

Episode: S06.03 Damn You, Eggs Benedict
Scene: Alan is dating two women at the same time and about to meet one of them.

Alan: “I will not be back till eight… eh… I’m planning to give my rose to bachelorette number two.” (laughing)
Charlie: “Wow. Only you can gay up banging two women.”

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24.7.2009 von chuck-n.

Episode: S06.03 Damn You, Eggs Benedict
Scene: Charlie’s sarcastic response to Alan about his plan dating to women at the same time.

Charlie: “Wait a second, wait a second. You’re saying that it’s adventageous to date more then one woman at a time? Good Lord man you’re a genius.”
[…]
Charlie (shouting): “We must tell other men!”
[…]
Charlie: “Do these brauds know that you’re dipping your chip in the Salsa and the Guacamole?”
Alan: “What?”
Charlie: “You know. Hittin’ two Piniatas with one stick. Topping off both tanks with the same hose. Throwing your balls down two alleys… Still don’t get it?”

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21.7.2009 von chuck-n.

Episode: S05.08 Is there a Mrs. Waffles?
Scene: Charlie tells Alan why he is searching for an excuse and doesn’t tell his manager the truth.

Charlie: “It’s Show-Business Alan. You don’t tell people the truth.”

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21.7.2009 von chuck-n.

Episode: S05.05 Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Scene: Charlie explainins Alan why he hasn’t earned money for the last nine month.

Charlie: “Haven’t you heard? The jingle business is dead.”
[…]
Charlie: “Everybody is using old rock songs now and nobody is hiring a guy like me to write a jingle for tampons when they can just play ‘Stuck in the Middle with You’.”

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20.7.2009 von chuck-n.

Episode: S06.03 If Al had a Hammer
Scene: Jefferson talking to Al about their pregnant wives.

Jefferson: “Having sex with a pregnant woman is like putting gas in a car you just wrecked.”

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20.7.2009 von chuck-n.

Episode: S04.03: The Sea is a harsh Mistress
Scene: Jake to his Grandmother after a nip tuck on her lips.

Jake: “Dad says you’ve got you butt in the lips.”
[…]
Jake: “So if you burp now, it’ll really be a fart, right?”

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