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Episode: S01.07 Jaynestown
Scene: River is sitting in the kitchen and tries to correct the Bible.

Shepard Book: “What are you doing sweetheart?”
River: “Fixing the Bible.”
Book (panics): “I…. ehm… what?!”
River: “Bible’s broken. Contradictions, false logistics… doesn’t make sense.”
Book: “No, no… you… you… you can’t!”
River: “So we’ll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God’s creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels are already there. Eleven. Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of eleven, eleven times, but always comes out one. Noah’s ark is a problem.”
Book: “Really?”
River (ripping out a page): “We’ll have to call it early quantum state phenomenon. Only way to fit 5000 species of mammal on the same boat.”

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