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Two and a half Men (Charlie & Alan Harper)
24.7.2009 von chuck-n.
Episode: S06.03 Damn You, Eggs Benedict
Scene: Alan is dating two women at the same time and about to meet one of them.
Alan: “I will not be back till eight… eh… I’m planning to give my rose to bachelorette number two.” (laughing)
Charlie: “Wow. Only you can gay up banging two women.”
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Two and a half Men (Charlie Harper)
24.7.2009 von chuck-n.
Episode: S06.03 Damn You, Eggs Benedict
Scene: Charlie’s sarcastic response to Alan about his plan dating to women at the same time.
Charlie: “Wait a second, wait a second. You’re saying that it’s adventageous to date more then one woman at a time? Good Lord man you’re a genius.”
[…]
Charlie (shouting): “We must tell other men!”
[…]
Charlie: “Do these brauds know that you’re dipping your chip in the Salsa and the Guacamole?”
Alan: “What?”
Charlie: “You know. Hittin’ two Piniatas with one stick. Topping off both tanks with the same hose. Throwing your balls down two alleys… Still don’t get it?”
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Two and a half Men (Charlie Harper)
21.7.2009 von chuck-n.
Episode: S05.08 Is there a Mrs. Waffles?
Scene: Charlie tells Alan why he is searching for an excuse and doesn’t tell his manager the truth.
Charlie: “It’s Show-Business Alan. You don’t tell people the truth.”
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Two and a half Men (Charlie Harper)
21.7.2009 von chuck-n.
Episode: S05.05 Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Scene: Charlie explainins Alan why he hasn’t earned money for the last nine month.
Charlie: “Haven’t you heard? The jingle business is dead.”
[…]
Charlie: “Everybody is using old rock songs now and nobody is hiring a guy like me to write a jingle for tampons when they can just play ‘Stuck in the Middle with You’.”
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Two and a half Men (Jake Harper)
20.7.2009 von chuck-n.
Episode: S04.03: The Sea is a harsh Mistress
Scene: Jake to his Grandmother after a nip tuck on her lips.
Jake: “Dad says you’ve got you butt in the lips.”
[…]
Jake: “So if you burp now, it’ll really be a fart, right?”
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